So there have been a series of things that have made me laugh today so far and I just HAD to share these funny moments of the morning with you guys. Here they are in bullet form for easier reading.
- According to Google Analytics someone apparently found my blog by goggling the term "Amazing race butt shot". I dont know if I should be more disturbed that someone is actually searching that term, or that my site was linked with it.
- I get a text from my friend this morning alerting me to this alarming news story. Thats right kids...who knew he was so spastic?...oh wait, I take that back, I just watched his infomercial.
- After telling my mom the other day that I eat cottage cheese nearly everyday, she calls me this morning to tell me about a report on the news about a lady who is 130 years old. What does she say helped her to beat father time?...eating cottage cheese everyday.
- My roommate is offically off her "500 calorie a day INSANE diet". Proof? I open the cabinet this morning to find that she has gone through two BOXES of Special K in two days.
So much entertainment today already!
I am currently headed over to my mother's house to bring her some POM Wonderful and get her review of it. She called me this morning to tell me about a new "healthy" recipe that she was trying for lunch. We will get her to love healthy foods yet! :) I packed up the camera, pen, and paper, and will be writing up her review in the next post.
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I saw that story about that infomercial guy too - I'll never be able to buy something from him without thinking of that...that's probable a good thing though.
Keep eating that cottage cheese. Who knows what good it can do?!
Oh Google Analytics...what would we do without it?! Sadly I haven't gotten any fun ones, yet!
Ew, I don't know if I'd want to live to 130 if I had to eat cottage cheese every day to do it :P but then I am allergic to milk, so that would be impractical anyway!
That is indeed a disturbing google search. Maybe someone was googlewhacking?! Although you usually do that with two words...the mind boggles!
I heard that about the sham-wow guy. Who knew?!?
I love Google Analytics, though it creeps me out a bit.
LOL I KNEW that Shamwow guy was up to no good! Glad you're roomie is off her "diet."
ahhh haha I would say you had yourself a successful tuesday little lady! hope the rest of your day is equally as funny =)
love youuu! xo
Oh, google analytics. I haven't had anything weird yet.
So does that mean you will live to 130 since you eat cottage cheese?! (jk). I actually don't like it...I think it's the texture. Maybe I should try harder to like it if it's such a magical fountain of youth! :-)
Hope your mom likes the POM!
500 calories??! can anyone really survive on that?
what a ridiculous thing to Google!
I also eat Cottage Cheese everday--so addicted to it.
Have a great day Emily! I want to know about this weekend!
GAhhhh, I'm glad your room mate smartened up. I hope she doesn't get into your cereal too! Haha.
I will have to look at this Google Analytics, sounds funny !
haha saw that shamwow nonsense on the tube this morning!
i lurrrvee cottage cheese! and after this proof of longevity, i'm def going to start consuming more of it!
I just added Google Analytics to my blog today; I was always a bit peeved that blogger didn't track traffic like wordpress...so thanks for the heads up! Although that search term is definitely..strange.
I love cottage cheese - I eat it every day too!
Haha, I laughed!!! : )
bahahahah! that is hilarious!
last night, my dad mentioned something about, 'you know that one guy - shamoo or shampow or shamwow?' hahaha! and honestly, i'd never heard of the guy..but now i have, from two people :)
keep slammin that cottage cheese girl!
glad to hear your roommate is back from crazytown.
Everyone says that Google thing is crazy, but I KNOW that I have Googled some pretty crazy stuff.
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